I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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