It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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