and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize