Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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