help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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