She said her name was "party"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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