Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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