Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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