I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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