I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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