Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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