i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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