fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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