i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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