Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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