If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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