don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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