So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
