i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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