I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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