Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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