4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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