I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The feeling are messing with the penis
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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