I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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