He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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