Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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