so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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