i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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