Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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