Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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