they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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