you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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