before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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