Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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