So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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