Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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