Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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