What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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