I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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