is your mom at the bar?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
