i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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