Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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