watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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