Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
