Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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