he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Are my feet made of real feet?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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