my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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