He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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