Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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