This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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