just come out here and I will go home with you...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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