I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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