And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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