He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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